Disclaimer. This spell was inspired by the NSFW, 18+ webcomic known as OGLAF. The comic is from October 2021 under the convenient title Conjuration V.S.M. As a final warning, this is the author's warning when you first enter the OGLAF website: "this comic started out as an attempt to make pornography. It degenerated into sex comedy pretty much immediately." Now, on to the regularly scheduled programming.

From now on I'm not wearing amber jewelry.

-Oglaf

As a last resort, you drop trouser and present your rear end towards your intended targets. Masses of sticky resin are shot from your... ahem... gods-given bag of holding in a 30-foot cone. The area becomes difficult terrain for the next 24 hours.

Any creatures or objects within range are immediately coated in said resin and are restrained. A creature must use an action to make a Strength check against your spell save DC in order to be freed, and is no longer restrained on a success. Any creature that ends its movement within the affected area, however, immediately becomes restrained.

Any object not being worn or carried is also affected by the resin. A creature attempting to move an object for the first time after this spell is cast must also make a Strength check against your spell save DC. On a failed check, the object is fixed in place. Once an object is successfully removed from the resin, it can not be stuck again.