Baguette of doom

A giant baguette forms 35 ft above the target, which falls crushing anything beneath it into the earth dealing 3d20 crushing damage and 2d8 chance of getting yeast infection for 2d4 rounds. Yeast infection causes the target to become nauseous and receive disadvantage on attack roles for 2d4, also internal bleeding. Can be cured with dispel magic or lesser restoration.