Beauchamp’s Not Quite Instantaneous Lounge Piano

You weave into existence a working, quasi-ethereal piano, playable only by you. It appears in an unoccupied space of your choosing within range. The piano remains for 1 hour or until you dismiss it as an action. If you dismiss the piano in this manner you can choose one of the following semi-harmless effects to accompany its disappearance:

1. Bubbles fill the area where the piano once was, floating toward the ceiling and popping with the sound of tiny bells.

2. The piano erupts into rose petals, filling the room with a pleasant scent.

3. Glitter explodes outward from the piano in a 30ft radius, accompanied by the sound of a kazoo. The glitter gets EVERYWHERE. It takes 2d6 days to clean out.

4. The piano tells a joke, then laughs itself rattlingly apart. It falls away piece by piece; the pieces vanish when they hit the ground.

5. The piano floats spookily into the air. A voice moans “was I ever really here? Are any of us?” The piano then implodes, like in Poltergeist.

6. The piano splits into four equal pieces, which morph and transform into four illusory imps dressed in vaudeville clothing. The imps perform a brief slapstick routine, pulling cartoonish props from thin air. Inevitably, over the course of this routine, all the imps manage to die in a comical fashion, bursting into smoke with an accompanying kazoo noise upon death.