When you cast this spell, the love of your really cool and awesome boyfriend fills your spirit and grants you his incredible dunamancy powers! A bunch of illusionary pink hearts swirl around the caster's chest, as a laser of pink light shoots out at the target, utterly obliterating them with the power of Teen Love.

The target must make a Dexterity Saving Throw or take 4d6 Force damage and is knocked prone. On a success they only take half damage and are not knocked prone.

(This spell only works so long as Zyler thinks you are dating him)