Level
Cantrip
Casting Time
1 Bonus Action
Range/Area
Self
Components
V
Duration
Until Dispelled 1 Hour
School
Transmutation
Attack/Save
None
Damage/Effect
Shapechanging
The caster turns into a baseball bat (club), which can be wielded by a friendly pc or npc. Is dispelled by saying, hocus pocus, I'm a/an (insert character race here).
Caster is not mobile while they are a bat, nor can they speak other than to say "hocus pocus, I'm a/an (insert character race here)".
You watched buggs bunny vs dracula, didn't you?
This spell is BATTY
beautiful
Imagine you and your party are just walking through the woods when you see a baseball bat on the ground, which upon your arrival says “hocus pocus, I’m a goblin” and this three foot two crusty goblin named Jerry just spawns in front of you.