CHEESE!

You call out to the sky, pleading for the gods to respond. No response. In a last ditch effort, you scream "CHEESE". The ground rumbles beneath you. Everyone starts shaking. If it couldn't get any worse, a volcano rises up from the ground. However, this is no ordinary volcano. It's a CHEESE VOLCANO! The volcano spits out metric tons of cheese, all rolling down the volcano. Let's hope you and your teammates aren't lactose intolerant.

Roll a 1d8 to see how many wheels of cheese hit the enemy, then an attack roll. Divide the d8 result by 4, then multiply that number with the attack roll. Round it up and add your intelligence modifier.