Bonk

Whenever someone says/does something “horny”, deal 4d8 Psychic damage on a failed Charisma (performance) Check, or half as much on a Successful one.

If the target is a Bard, Ignore the saving throw and deal either Double or Max damage

AT HIGHER LEVEL: If you use a spell slot above level 3, add 2d8 for every Slot Level above 3rd

(Can be used as both an Action and Reaction)