Explicit Wedgie

Are you faced with some annoying enemies? Dealing with some snobby rich noble who needs to be taught a lesson? Or just in the mood for some good old fashioned juvenile humor? Than you need new EXPLICIT WEDGIE! The new spell that lets you humiliate your enemies in hilarious ways.

Explicit wedgie works very simply. Simply pick your target and cast the spell. No material components neccessary! When you cast it, an invisible hand will grab the target's underwear and pull. Watch as your enemy winces in discomfort and they are ridiculed by their friends. But that's not all. Thanks to highly advanced magics, you can stretch the undergarments as much as you like, regardless of their material composition, with no risk of them tearing or snapping! So a simple wedgie is not enough? How about an ATOMIC WEDGIE! Stretch that underwear as far up as you like! 

BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!

Once you reach level five, not only can you stretch your target's undergarments, you can pick them up by them! Just lift them up off the ground. Then watch and laugh as they dangle in the air with their oversized underpants trailing behind them! For added humiliation, fold the underpants over an object, like a tree branch, a lamppost, or their head. Nobody will ever take them seriously again once you've used NEW EXPLICIT WEDGIE! 

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WARNING: Use of explicit wedgie may result in serious injury and humiliation. Overuse of explicit wedgie may result in people taking you less seriously or perceiving you as immature. Target must be wearing underwear for Explicit Wedgie to take effect. Do not attempt to use explicit wedgie on dragons, krakens, or the Tarrasque. We do not take responsibility for injury or embarassment that comes from using Explicit Wedgie.