Detect Simping

Casting this spell allows the user to detect any signs of simping within the spell's effective range.  If the user wishes, they make make an Arcana check against their own spell save DC.  If they pass they may make a minor interruption to the simpage.  This can range from knocking a drink off of the shelf, to an empty carraige racing past a midnight stroll.  The interruption is completely harmless and is functioned to be just a mood killer.