This spell allows the caster to "uncrap their pants and the pants of others" as a bonus action. All the caster will know is their pants are clean, with no clue as of where their crap went or any other bodily fluid for that matter. This spell is useful for any adventurer that, "just wasn't ready", or those really old and lazy mages, as whether the mess in the casters pants is an accident or not this spell has a use. One may ask why Clerics, Paladins, and Warlock's don't have access to this spell. That answer is quite simple, as they must met their patron at one point or another. However On Gm's call they may also have access to this spell.
* Sometimes you have a reason to take this spell other times you are the reason people take this spell.*
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