The Wizard Beanbarrel the Sparkly created this harmless spell as a way of seeding his fields and also as a way of getting some cheap seeds. You will need either 1 pea or 1 bean of any type. Place the Bean or Pea in your mouth and spin around in a circle for 10 minutes in your chosen field or area. At the end of 10 minutes scream "grow plants or I'll call a few Necromancers down here." repeat the phrase 6 times in the most annoying scream you can produce. Stop spinning around in a circle and sit on the ground. Remove the Pea or Bean from your mouth and place it on the ground in front of you. Wait 1 minute. The Bean or Pea will rise into the air and multiply into a slow spinning tornado of beans or peas. The Tornado will last for 24 hours and will cover a range of 892000 feet. Quite a few acres of land to seed. The tornado does not spin hard enough to hurt anyone and the beans or peas will pile up everywhere as the tornado makes its rounds. Its a good cheap way of seeding a field of crops or possibly just feeding some livestock. Or you could just eat the beans or peas. They are as good as the first bean or pea you started with. Beanbarrel the Sparkly wishes to thank the anonymous Necromancer who summoned grilled cheese sandwiches from the sky one day and gave him the inspiration to create a good proper tornado storm, more beneficial than a storm of grilled cheese sandwiches. One very important note: Do not ever cast this spell with Beans and Peas together. Use either 1 bean or 1 Pea. If cast using both beans and peas then the tornado becomes a raging tornado storm destroying everything for 892000 feet and the beans and peas disappear after the storm leaving only decimated acres of land.
* - (A bean of any type. Soybean, Pinto, Orcish Reds. Or a Pea of any type. Purple Hull, Green Pea, Cormyrean Yellow Peas.)
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