Telephoned

When you cast this spell, you summon a telephone with a note on it that says ‘it’s for you!’ next to the intended target. Then you have a choice and you can:

Have a message chosen by you come out of the telephone when it is picked up.

Have the telephone grow an arm out of it’s base. It will then pick the phone, aim it at the target and fire small, white, exploding versions of your head. This does 2d12 bludgeoning damage.