Become Cheese Wheel

The Caster transforms themself into a cheese wheel. The type of cheese is their choice. This lasts for 1d4 hours (the spell description won’t let me say that), until concentration is broken, or can be dismissed as a bonus action on their turn. The cheese wheel has 5 hp, and a movement speed of 0. Enemies have disadvantage on attack rolls against the cheese wheel. If the cheese wheel drops to 0 hp, the caster is transformed back into their original form, and any additional damage carries over. 

The cheese wheel is limited in the actions it can perform by the nature of its new form, and it can’t speak, cast spells, or take any other action that requires hands or speech.

The caster’s gear melds into the new form. The cheese wheel can’t activate, use, wield, or otherwise benefit from any of its equipment.