Create Cow

This spell attempts to summon forth a beautiful brown cow. Choose a point you can see within 1 mile, then roll a d100. On a result of 1-99, a severely misshapen, one-legged, one-eyed, skinless, pink cow is created at a point a random distance away from its intended destination in a random direction. The distance off target is equal to 1d10 x the result of the d100 miles from the designated point. For example, if you tried to create the cow on top of a hill you saw just up ahead, rolled a 69 on the d100, and rolled a 5 on the d10, then the cow would be created off target by 345 miles. The GM determines the direction off target randomly by rolling a d8 and designating 1 as north, 2 as northeast, 3 as east, and so on around the points of the compass. If you were attempting to create a cow on top of a nearby hill and it wound up halfway up in the clouds above a small farming village and landed on a peasant boy, woe be to thee who interprets the boy's death as an ill omen.

On a result of 100 on the d100, a perfectly symmetrical, beautiful brown cow is created exactly at the point you designated. If the point you chose was in the sky with the intent to watch the cow fall to its death so that it may crush an encroaching enemy ogre, then woe be to you for casting this unreliable spell for such nefarious purposes.

At Higher Levels. When you cast this spell using a spell slot of 3rd level or higher, the required result of the d100 to summon a beautiful cow is decreased by 10 per spell slot level higher than 2nd.