Apology Video

You begin with a long sigh. You attempt to convince a group of people that you had a severe lapse in your judgement, and that you are deeply sorry. Each humanoid in a 20-foot-radius sphere centred on a point you choose within range must make a Charisma saving throw; a creature can choose to fail this saving throw if it wishes. If a creature fails its saving throw, choose one of the following two effects.

You can suppress any effect causing a target to be upset with you. When this spell ends, any suppressed effect resumes, provided that you have not fallen into obscurity.

Alternatively, you can charm a person by growing a beard to show you have grown as a person. 

If they succeed the saving throw you are cancelled on Twitter. As a result you are doxxed, and every creature within 20 miles knows your location until you vacate the area.