The Juice is Loose

You summon 1973 NFL MVP O.J. Simpson, famed for his 11,236 rushing yards, appearance in famous movies including The Naked Gun, and nothing else of significant importance. When NFL Hall of Famer O.J. Simpson is summoned within range, he allegedly makes a melee spell attack using your spell attack bonus. On a hit, O.J. Simpson allegedly does 4d8 magical piercing damage. Immediately after his alleged attack, he summons a white Ford Bronco and leaves the scene. All those hostile must then make an Intelligence saving throw. On a fail, those who saw the alleged attack from the 1st overall selection in the 1969 NFL Draft are convinced that he did not do it.