Level
5th
Casting Time
5 Minutes
Range/Area
60 ft. (60 ft. )
Components
V, S, M *
Duration
Until Dispelled
School
Transmutation
Attack/Save
WIS Save
Damage/Effect
Charmed (...)

 

This spell runs opposite to the spell "Like A Real Man!"

It possesses the following properties

You rip your shirt off in a womanly fashion. You do 10 woman pushups. Then scratch your butt. Smell your butt scratching hand. Make a funny face. Then quickly return your face to a womanly face. Then with your smelly hand whatever you touch turns into a woman. That rock? It’s a woman now. That young girl crying about you turning her pet rock into a woman? She is a woman now. (She becomes a grown woman). That giant dragon who has been kidnapping little girls with pet rocks? It’s a woman now.

Womanified targets retain their alignment and personality. For objects or things without alignment or personality, the DM decides what they are now. An example, that pet rock is now a chaotic evil woman. Because it killed the little girl's parents and tricked the little girl into becoming her pet to help her forget her parents, before it turned into a woman.

The target assumes a womanly average of stats all 14(the womanliest number). Any gear the target had doesn’t womanify with the woman. If the girl was wearing a dress the woman is still wearing that dress, and looking womanly in it. Ooh yeah. Any weapons the target was wielding are dropped because a woman has no need for weapons. Women are creatures of peace. Even chaotic evil ones are quite peaceful.

If this spell is used on something that is already a woman the spell backfires and turns the caster into a woman. If the caster is already a woman then the spell womanifies itself and creates a woman out of nothing. This new woman is now your familiar. She only knows one spell, this one.

The definition of Womanliness can be whatever the caster determines. So it could be anything from a scrawny woman to a muscled woman. Race is not a part of womanliness. In fact not even gender is a part of womanliness. So be free with your woman creations, young wizards or warlocks. And if you are a man, remember to check that your target isn’t a woman. Because there is no Manify spell. Unless… 

 

 

* - (One handful of woman flesh)

Spell Tags: Creation Summoning Control Utility Shapechanging Charmed Special

Available For: Bard (Legacy) Druid (Legacy) Sorcerer (Legacy) Wizard (Legacy) Cleric (Legacy) - Trickery Domain (Legacy)

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