Think Fast, Chucklenuts!

You conjure a baseball bat which you make a melee weapon attack with for 10d12 bludgeoning, and blinds the target for 2 rounds and stuns them for 4. The enemy then must succeed a strength save for which the DC is the casters spell save DC. If the save is failed the target is knocked back 1d100 feet plus the casters spell attack mod times the level at which this spell was casted.To cast this spell the Caster must assume a batting position and yell "THINK FAST CHUCKLENUTS!", in a New Jersey accent. If the spell misses the caster takes 2d20 psychic damage and is paralyzed for the next round due to sheer embarrassment.