Level
Cantrip
Casting Time
10 Minutes
Range/Area
Touch
Components
V, S, M *
Duration
Instantaneous
School
Transmutation
Attack/Save
None
Damage/Effect
Social
With a wave of my finger and a flick of my dick, one zap from thee will sprout a tree to put you to your knees with a puff and a blow.
Sprout a small shrub that produces (1D20+spell mod) grams of harvestable dankness . The shrub then withers away and dies after harvest.
The good good must be consumed within 24 hours of production or it will loose de way.
* - (An ounce of fucking joy)