You sit in a board room, separated from reality. You close your eyes, and when you open them they glow red. You scream "We Shall Not Be Undermonetized!" and you cast corporate greed. All minions who are having fun will need to make a DC30 wisdom saving throw or be caught up in your corporate greed. If the minions are under your corporate greed, they cry in agony as you squeeze their tiny little wallets dry. Little Timmy goes hungry, but you have now acquired 700,000,000 gold pieces and all minions have zero.
When the spell ends, a blast of bright light blinds you. When your sight returns, you realize you are wealthy beyond comprehension, yet something feels off. When you go to the store to spend your money, there is nobody there. In fact, the whole universe is now empty. It's just you and your useless gold pieces, alone in the cold board room.
* - (Two Shiny Nickels)
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