You, tired of everything that has happened to you, cast this spell out of defiance and pettiness. The spell conjures a random item found in the table below and proceeds to throw it at selected target. 

Each object thrown does 1d6 of damage.

If the thrown object happens to be psychically damaging to the target it takes an additional 1d4 psychic damage. 

Example: A man afraid of stools has a stool thrown at him. (He fell over a lot of stools as a child.)

The target can be a creature, an object, or a point in space. Roll d100 and consult the following table to discover what happens.

At Higher Levels. When you cast this spell using a spell slot of 2nd level or higher, the damage increases by 1d6 for each slot level above 1st.

Roll a d100 and consult the following table:

1. A Candle
2. A Stool
3. A Table
4. A (Used) Bedpan
5. A pitcher of Ale
6. Toy Snake
7. Vitamin(s)
8. A fancy glove
9. Goblet
10. Tapestry
11. Manuscript
12. Lyre
13. Lute
14. Hurdy-gurdy
15. Wheelbarrow
16. Hourglass
17. Abacus
18. Saddle
19. Bridle
20. Stirrups
21. Jester's hat
22. Fiddle
23. Bellows
24. Cauldron
25. Flute
26. Horn
27. Pottery jug
28. Scissors
29. Thimble
30. Spinning wheel
31. Loom
32. Tunic
33. Shawl
34. Sandals
35. Market basket
36. Oil lamp
37. Tinderbox
38. Magnifying glass
39. Compass
40. Sextant
41. Astrolabe
42. Globe
43. Monastery bell
44. Choir book
45. Altar cloth
46. Chalice veil
47. Reliquary
48. Chasuble
49. Censer
50. Biretta
51. Mitre
52. Crozier
53. Relic
54. Rosary
55. Crown
56. Mantle
57. Robe
58. Scepter
59. Throne
60. Tapestry
61. Paintings
62. Statues
63. Heraldic crest
64. Gargoyle
65. Stained glass window
66. Castle key
67. Seal
68. Signet ring
69. Brooch
70. Belt
71. Napkins
72. Cutlery
73. Plates
74. Cups
75. Goblets
76. Wine bottle
77. Cheese
78. Bread
79. Honey
80. Fake mustache
81. Salt
82. Musical horn that plays off-key
83. Pepper
84. Herbs
85. Spices
86. Quern stone
87. Mortar and pestle
88. Water bucket
89. Milk pail
90. Wooden spoon for tickling
91. Hayfork
92. Scythe
93. Squishy stress ball that looks like a knight's helmet
94. Miniature catapult that launches small marshmallows
95. Wind-up toy knight on horseback
96. Set of miniature jester's juggling balls
97. Rubber chicken keychain
98. Pocket-sized book of medieval jokes and riddles
99. Magnetic knight figurine that can be posted on a fridge or whiteboard
100. "Ring of Detect Poison."

-Sidenote: The Ring of Detect Poison allows the wearer to detect the presence of poison within 5 feet, but only if the poison is strong enough to be lethal.