The Ballad of Badassery

The Ballad of Badassery channels pure demonic energy to unleash brutally epic riffs of absolute and unbridled ultimate destruction and chaos unto your enemies, smiting the ground upon which they stand with the force of 1000 unholy suns. No saving throws can be made. If the Bard also wields the Devil's Axe, the effects of the Ballad of Badassery are doubled (add 1d20). Effects are increased by 50% (add 1d10) if the Bard is Chaotic Evil, meaning if the Bard has the Devil's Axe and is tune with their darker side, the effects of the Ballad of Badassery are increased by 150% (add 1d10 and 1d20). Deals all damage types to those caught in the vengeful wrath of someone wielding this spell. Using the Ballad of Badassery puts the caster at Level 5 Exhaustion and drains 25% of a player's overall health. If the player overuses the Ballad of Badassery, 5 hit points will be removed from their maximum health every time they use the spell - overuse counts as using the spell more than 3 times per in-game week.