Eat D!k Eat D!k Eat D!k

As a reaction to being attacked but before the damage is rolled You unleash a string eat d!ks laced with subtle enchantments at a creature you can see within range. If the target can hear you (though it need not understand you), it must succeed on a Wisdom saving throw or their attack is interrupted and they feel as though they are being force fed a massive invisible d!k taking 2d12 psychic damage as well as now having disadvantage on the next attack roll

This spell's damage increases by 1d12 when you reach 5th level (3d12), 11th level (4d12), and 17th level (5d12).