Detect Tighest Pants

Once per day you navigate the mesh of time and space becoming one with cloth fibers. You stretch a swatch of cloth between your two hands humming the ancient melodic tight pant chant.

Using your innate studied understanding of humanoid under-half physiology and fiber pressure exertion, you are able to determine the humanoid donning the tightest pants in all the land! (within a 50 mile radius). You identify:

• The humanoid's name
• Style of pants
• Color of pants
• Overall condition of pants (clean, dirty, or ragged)
• Location of humanoid within a 1/2 mile radius.