The spell conjures a small army of hot dogs (3d8), consisting out of a hot dog bread, a sausage, some cucumber, baked onions, ketchup and mustard. Each Hot Dog obeys the verbal orders of its conjurer and can be eaten, although they have wings and fly aroung when not commanded. They can also launch one attack per Hot Dog, launching their sausage only once with incredibly high speed and dealing 1d4 damage per Hot Dog.