Crystal Pulverising Spell

“The Crystal Pulverising Spell is a favourite of mine. It works on all crystals, especially the crystals Rhombulus shoots from his head and snake hands to trap evildoers. This spell is very helpful when Rhombulus accidentally crystallises a mewman in the heat of battle.”

Steps:

One cockerel crow

One swish of wand

One right earlobe prick (on a sharpened wand blade)

Requires an incantation: 

“One right earlobe prick 

One swish of wand

One cockerel crow”

You make a melee spell attack, using the wand. Making contact with any crystal will cause it to melt away.

This spell was designed to dissolve Rhombulus’ crystals. 

However this is exceptionally weak against any other surface, doing a mere 2d8 bludgeoning damage, as the wand makes contact.