A shimmering green energy extends from your palm into one inanimate object, or collection of objects, that you are touching within 5 feet of you, and can fit in a 5 foot by 5 foot cube. For the next minute, and as part of the action of casting this spell, you may make a melee spell attack using whatever object (or objects) as your absurd weapon. (If it is a collection of objects, you choose the shape they take while you wield them). On a hit, the target takes 4d4 force damage. You cannot be disarmed of the object while concentrating on the spell, nor can you release the object while concentrating on this spell, and as soon as you loose concentration on the spell, the object disintegrates.

At Higher Levels. When you cast this spell using a spell slot of 3rd level or higher, the damage increases by 2d4 for each slot level above 2nd. At 5th level and higher, the object may be large enough to fit in a 10 foot by 10 foot cube, and your reach extends to ten feet with the absurd implement. At 8th level and higher, the object may be big enough to fit in a 15 foot by 15 foot cube, and your reach extends to 15 feet.