The Curse of Ohio

Point at a monster and say "[monster's name] in Ohio be like". Roll a 20-sided die, and the number will cause the monster to do the following: If a 20 is rolled, the monster explodes, peaces/nopes out, disappears, noclips, gets yeeted into space, disintegrates, ascends to a higher plane of existence, is sent to the backrooms or shadow realm, etc. Rolling a 1, however, turns the monster into a huge dragon or giant or something like that. (Game Master decides.) If the number is in between them, again the game master decides what happens.