Level
Cantrip
Casting Time
1 Action
Range/Area
60 ft.
Components
V
Duration
Instantaneous
School
Divination
Attack/Save
None
Damage/Effect
This ranged spell is cast when the user points at a person and says clearly, "BOOBIUS REMOVIUS!" Then, if the person being pointed at has breasts, they are suddenly removed. If the person being pointed at does not have breasts, their chest caves in and they take 1D20 damage and gain a permanent heart condition where they must roll a D20 to ensure they don't have a heart attack every time they are hit.
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