Temporal Kinetosis Patch

You touch a creature behind the ears placing the adhesive patch causing them to not suffer from temporal kinetosis. This minor but long lasting sickness relief allows for comfortable travel through time altered areas, and it comes with a snack! Whether you feel like time is flying by or at a snail's pace, this modern magic will relieve your symptoms all day saving your dry cleaned shirt from your nauseated stomach. For nighttime headaches this archaic antihistamine will not only make you a little drowsy but grant unconscious protection against your symptoms, so you can rest easy knowing the flow of time is beyond your control.

Side effects may never include but are not limited to; allergic reactions like skin rash, itching or hives; swelling of the face, lips, or tongue, blurred vision, changes in vision, confusion, dizziness, eye pain, fast, irregular heartbeat, hallucinations, loss of contact with reality, nausea, vomiting, pain or trouble passing urine, restlessness, seizures, skin irritation, stomach pain, voice changes. (Only antihistamines that cause drowsiness are effective)