book of misspells

fold person: The target must succeed a Wisdom saving throw or be bent over backwards. On a failed save, the target takes 2d6 damage and is paralyzed for one round.

Speak With Dad. For one minute you can communicate telepathically with your father, regardless of whether they are dead or alive.

Ick Storm. Gross sludge rains down for one minute creating difficult terrain in a 20 foot radius.

Telepoot. Creates a loud fart at the intended location.

 Wash. A wet sponge cleans you vigorously for one minute.

Massage. The target receives a pleasant back rub.