ur moms beating

ur mom's beating has 5 different variations. roll a d6 to determine the weapons, you do not need to provide it you kinda just magic it into existence.

1: Belt -  1d10

2: broom - 1d10

3: slipper - 1d8

4: coat hanger - 1d6

5: wooden spoon - 1d8

6: choose you fat nerd

A hallogram of their mother, if the target doesnt have one it summons a random mother hallogram, if the targets mother is dead it doesnt matter, and the mother beats the target doing the damage of whatever weapons was rolled, all damage is bludgegoing.