Creamy Tempest

The caster mimes throwing a cream pie at the spell's target point, above which forms a 150ft. radius cream pie in the sky. From this pie fall smaller pies for the spell's duration. If a creature starts its turn beneath the pie, it must make a Dexterity saving throw equal to your spell save DC + their Dexterity modifier: only fate can save them now. On a failed save, they take 1d4 splatting damage and become blinded by cream, which they must use their action to remove and end the effect. If they succeed the saving throw by 5 or more, they can catch the pie and wield it as an improvised weapon with the same effect.