Testicular Torsion

Attempt to magically twist the targets testicles by screaming "TESTICULAR TORSION" and gesturing mostly whatever at anyone in sight (the spell only works if the target has at least one tecticle, if it is cast on someone without any testicles the spell has no effect and the spell slot is wasted.) The target must make a Constitution save against the casters Spell Save DC, on a failed save they are overcome with immense pain and fall prone, as well as become stunned for 2 turns, and receive disadvantage on all dexterity saves and checks, as well as attack rolls and all attack rolls against them are made with advantage, and finally become dazed,  all for 5 turns. on a successful save they are unaffected.