Altheus' Pun-nishment

A good bit of wit and comedic timing at the right time has never been of detriment. In fact, it has been able to create some rather funny moments in my life.
- Arcane Scribe, Altheus Alvago

You target a creature that has attacked you or another creature that you can see within 60 feet of you. You tell that creature such an awful pun that it's attack becomes hilariously weaker. That creature subtracts a 5 from the attack roll that triggered this spell, potentially causing it to miss. A creature cannot be effected by this more then once per round of combat.