Tony's Terrible Torsion

Choose a creature that you can see within range. If the target creature has one or more testicles it must succeed on a Wisdom saving throw or be paralyzed for the duration. On a failed save the target also takes 2d6 bludgeoning damage at the start of each of its turns. At the end of each of its turns, the target can make another Wisdom saving throw. On a success, the spell ends on the target. Choose a creature that you can see within range. If the target creature has one or more testicles it must succeed on a Wisdom saving throw or be paralyzed for the duration. On a failed save the target also takes 2d6 bludgeoning damage at the start of each of its turns. At the end of each of its turns, the target can make another Wisdom saving throw. On a success, the spell ends on the target. If the target creature does not have testicles the spell has no effect.

At Higher Levels: When you cast this spell using a spell slot of 4th level or higher, you can target an additional testicle for each slot level above 3rd. The testicles must be within 30 feet of each other when you target them.