The deck of bullshit.

A deck of face down cards appear, draw a card and experience it's tenacious magic. Roll 1d100 to determine a random event in the encouter and for all monsters involved or in a sight range.

Each card is bound to a magical effect that can either be helpful, useless, powerful, odd, or just plain stupid. This magic applies for all monsters and players, including the opposition.

All creatures must make a DC 30 Wisdom save to ignore the effects of the card.

Card events:

1. Vanoss- Any encouter no matter what diffuculty immediately ends as all opposing monsters are exterminated by a man in a red jacket and owl mask armed with an AK-47.
2. Zofia- The entire encounter is commentated by the Red Alert 2 E.V.A. Lt. Zofia.
3. Clicker- Everyone is under the effect of the Blinded condition.
4. Knife (switchblade)- Everyone turns invisible.
5. Megaphone- Everyone is under the effect of the Deafened condition.
6. M.A.D.C.A.T.- Everyone shapeshifts into a house cat, use cat statblock for enemies and normal statblocks for players.
7. Rap Battle- Everyone drops their weapons and begin singing in an epic rap battle, performance checks apply.
8. Kirov Airship- Gravity is inverted, and everyone must speak in a squeaky voice.
9. Exploding Kitten- Everyone shapeshifts into a cat, but with a twist, they are armed with four fragmentation grenades each.
10. Nope; Melee. Melee is prohibited.
11. Lesbians. Everyone's gender is immediately shifted into female, doesnt affect other females.
12. AK-74- Everyone has an AK-47 that deals 3d8 peircing damage and has infinite ammunition.
13. Mission; impossible- Everyone is under the effect of the Prone Condition.
14. Prop hunt- Everyone turns into a prop of DM's choosing, no matter what.
15. Rats- Everyone shapeshifts into giant rats.
16. Fireball- Everyone can only cast the Fireball spell no matter level.
17. Medusa- Everyone has a -2 on all checks, saves, and attack rolls.
18. Bighead- Everyone has 12 ft. heads.
19. Sniper monkey- Everyone is a giant ape with a sniper rifle.
20. Engineer- Everyone can only build turrets and dispensers to defeat their enemies, they are only armed with a wrench that deals 1d4 bludgeoning damage.
21. Napalm- Everyone has a flamethrower.
22. Ratatoulle- Everyone is a giant rat with daggers.
23. Yuri- Everyone can only cast the Command spell no matter class or level.
24. Gays- Everyone's gender is immediately shifted into male, doesnt effect males.
25. Iron curtian- Everyone is invunerable for 3 turns.
26. Genetic mutator- Everyone instantly shapeshifts into a Zombie.
27. We didnt start the fire- Everyone no matter race or creature shapeshifts into a fire dragonborn with a flamethrower.
28. Adorable penguin diarrea- Everyone shapeshifts into a penguin that can only cast Acid splash.
29. Gandalf- Everyone is now a level 20 wizard with all spells unlocked.
30. Penguins- Everyone shapeshifts into a penguin.
31. Metallica- Everyone has a magnet.
32. Chronosphere- Everyone randomly teleports to a random creature's location and vice versa, does not affect stationary objects and weapon systems.
33. Mr. Olympia- Everyone can only use unarmed attacks and have a tempoary +5 to strength.
34. Kyfmann- Everyone no matter race or creatrue shapeshifts into a poison dragonborn with a +3 spear with a 2d12 poison effect.
35. Doomguy- Everyone has a double barrel shotgun with a meathook underneath.
36. Toxic- Everyone takes 8d6 poison damage.
37. Circuis freak- Everyone now has a +6 + Proficiency to performance checks.
38. Jarate- Everyone is now poisoned.
39. MERICA- Everyone now has an M16 that deals 4d6 peircing damage and has unlimited ammunition.
40. Fortunate son- Everyone is now piloting a combat helicopter armed with rockets, and machine guns.
41. Storytime- All players must make up a story that the DM must like or they die, if the DM likes the story, the encounter ends and all enemies die.
42. Gun- Everyone is now a Kenku armed with a flintlock pistol.
43. Doge- Everyone is now a dog or wolf related montser of DM's choosing.
44. Necromancer- Everyone can only cast spells that deal Necrotic damage.
45. Blyat mobile- Everyone now drives a blyatmobile.
46. Its Boris- Everyone becomes slav, no matter race.
47. Bullshit- Everone becomes poop.
48. Lottery- Everyone receives 100,000 gp each.
49. Cock fight- Everone bcomes a chicken.
50. Heavy weapons guy- Everyone becomes swole with a strength ability score of 30 and armed with a minigun and sandwich.
51. Nope; ranged- All ranged weapons are prohibited.
52. Vice versa- Everyone's gender changes to the opposite.
53. Hare- everone becomes a giant rabbit.
54. Sonic- Everyone has a movement speed of 300 ft.
55. Molotov- Everyone has infinite molotov cocktails that deal 5d6 fire damage upon impact of a 10 x 10 ft. area.
56. Microscopic- Everyone's size changes to tiny.
57. Gargantuan- Everyone's size changes to gargantuan.
58. Rush E- Roll a DC 25 performance check to perfectly play the song Rush E.
59. Freaks- Everyone is Homer Simpson.
60. Watermelon- Everyone now has watermelon armour with an AC of 12.
61. Terrorist- Everyone has explosives strapped to them, and detonate when they die.
62. Battlecats- Everyone shapeshifts into a cat that can weild a battleaxe.
63. Stiffy mode- Everyone is A-posing, and can only move.
64. Banana bus- Everyone dances to the Banana bus dance.
65. Quandale dingle- Everyone is now quandale dingle.
66. Nope; magic- All magical items and spells are disabled.
67. Angry birds- Everyone shapeshifts into a level 5 kenku barbarian.
68. Broomstick- Everyone can only move on a broomstick.
69. The SEX- Two or more creatures/players of DM's choosing immediately drop their weapons and begin to make love.
70. Germany- Everyone shapeshifts into a gnome in **** armour (AC 13 + DEX) and armed with an SMG that deals 3d6 peircing damage.
71. Sniper- Everyone now has a sniper rifle that deals 2d10 peircing damage.
72. Russians- Everyone is now under the effects of alcohol and take 1d6 - constitution fire damage each round.
73. Toilets- Everyone shapeshifts into a toilet.
74. Quickdraw- Everyone now has a pistol that deals 2d6 peircing.
75. Frozen wilds- Everyone is now a bear that can only cast Frost damage spells.
76. Burning shores- Everyone is in their underwear and can only cast fire spells.
77. Eva- The encounter is commentated by the Red alert 2 Allied E.V.A. Lt. Eva.
78. Mercy- All killed enemies and players become revived.
79. Tombstone- Everyone dies (just kidding).
80. Scout- Everyone now has the statblock of a scout.
81. Raptor- Everyone shapeshifts into a velociraptor.
82. Kobold- Everyone no matter race shapeshifts into a kobold.
83. Snail- Everyone's movement is 5 ft.
84. Chimpcon 1- Everyone shapeshifts into a giant ape.
85. Laser tag- Everyone has a laser rifle.
86. Rogue- Its everyone for themselves, teams are dissassembled, families and freindships are broken.
87. Moon- Gain the ability to cast the Wish spell 3 times.
88. Sun- Everyone has the sun blade magical item.
89. Destroy- Everyone has a rocket launcher.
90. Knight- A holy warrior comes to all npc's aid.
91. Donald- Everyone shapeshifts into a duck.
92. Apewar- Everyone is a giant ape with a shotgun.
93. Iron harvest- Everyone has an AC of 20
94. Naked and afriad- Everyone is naked, spells and weapons are still available.
95. Bug- Everyone is a bug of DM's choosing.
96. Noob toob- Everyone has a grenade launcher.
97. Goddess- Everyone as a +4 to all saves, checks, and attack rolls.
98. Mud- Everyone is a pig with a chainsaw.
99. Nuke- A ballistic nuclear missle detonates in the middle of the encounter.
100. Dice- Reroll the event.