Warding Sauce

This was created for my Paladin Oath of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Invoke the blessing of the Flying Spaghetti Monster by conjuring a protective aura of divine marinara sauce around a chosen creature within 60 feet. This sauce, a symbol of the Great Noodly One’s favor, grants the creature a +2 bonus to its Armor Class for the duration of the spell.

The sauce forms a shimmering, ethereal layer that clings to the target’s armor and clothing. It is imbued with the savory scents of garlic, tomatoes, and a blend of holy herbs and spices, creating an almost tangible barrier against attacks. As long as the creature remains under the protection of the Sauce of Faith, it enjoys an extra layer of defense, making it harder for enemies to land their blows.

The Sauce of Faith is not just a whimsical manifestation of divine protection; it serves as a reminder of the Flying Spaghetti Monster’s watchful eye and benevolent interference in the affairs of mortals. Whether facing swords, arrows, or the claws of a beast, the creature shielded by this blessed sauce stands a better chance of emerging unscathed, bathed in the fragrant embrace of their deity’s culinary grace.