Conjure Eight Fucking Bears

You summon eight spirit bears that appear in unoccupied spaces that you can see within range. The eight spirit bears are as follows:

• Two Black Bears
• Two Brown Bears
• Two Polar Bears
• Two Cave Bears

Each bear is also considered a Spirit, and it disappears when it drops to 0 hit points or when the spell ends.

The summoned bears are friendly to you and your companions. Roll initiative for the summoned bears as a group, which has its own turns. They obey any verbal commands that you issue to them (no action required by you). If you don't issue any commands to them, they defend themselves from hostile creatures, but otherwise take no actions. If you cast this spell multiple times, new bears are added to the initiative of any bears previously summoned by you.

The GM has the creatures' statistics. The respective statistics are also shown below.

At Higher Levels. When you cast this spell using certain higher-level spell slots, more bears appear: twice as many with a 7th-level slot and three times as many with a 9th-level slot.