Cursed Sending

Sending messages could never be more interesting! Speak the message you want to send to your target and once your message is done one of ten random effects can take place. 

you can send a message of up to 25 words.

every level above 4th level adds 10 words to the maximum amount.

at 9th level you can send up to 170 words.

Roll a d10 to determine the effect.

1. Explosion: the target takes 2d4 force damage in the form of a small explosion. 
2. deafen: Pockets of air appear on either side of the targets ears then exploding in a deafening sound that only the target can hear for 12 seconds.
3. blinding: An extremely bright flash of light only the target can see flashes right in front of their eyes causing them to become blinded for 12 seconds
4. Poisoned: A ball of viscous green goo appears right above the target that pops and pours all over the target giving the target the poisoned status effect for 12 seconds.
5. wheezing: Target coughs uncontrollably for (2d4 + charisma modifier) seconds causing the target to take one point in exhaustion for the duration.
6. honking: As the target takes a step the sound of a horn plays in place of the normal sounds of a footstep. this effect can last for (2d6 + charisma modifier) seconds
7. whoopie: Every time the target sits down on a solid surface the sound of a very wet fart plays. this effect lasts until the target takes a long rest.
8. whispers: Target hears incoherent whispers for one day. 
9. Itching: Target feels an itch that you can't reach. this effect lasts for 30 seconds. roll a d4 to determine the intensity of the itch. 1. slightly itchy ,2. strongly tangible itch(not intense),3. strongly tangible itch(intense) ,4. worst itch imaginable.  disadvantage on athletics checks. 
10. Dyed: everything the target touches for 1 minute gets covered in a florescent chartreuse dye.