Divine Butt Cheek

You summon the Holy Butt Cheek of the Divine Palace of the Gods that has an Unnecessarily Long Name (That Also Tastes Like Chicken, But No One Is Brave Enough To Taste It). It follows your gaze and squishes any creature in it’s path. If a creature is squished, it takes 100d100 Bludgeoning damage and 99999999d4 Poison damage that ignores Immunity and Resistance. If any creature apart from you looks at it, it has the Charmed condition. Also, it is so godly and holy that by gazing upon it’s beautiful, luscious cheeks and round, squishy bottom, you gain 1000 Temporary Hit Points. The Holy Butt Cheek has 1000 Hit Points, and 30 in every stat except Charisma; in Charisma it has 69.