Level
1st
Casting Time
1 Bonus Action
Range/Area
Sight
Components
None
Duration
Instantaneous
School
Transmutation
Attack/Save
None
Damage/Effect
"The Living Vault" (G.R.E.G. Knows What's Inside & Might Use It)*
Since G.R.E.G. is sentient, it remembers everything stored inside and can even use some items if it thinks it's "helpful."
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Mechanic:
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The wearer must shove items into the sleeves to store them.
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If an emergency happens, G.R.E.G. might automatically deploy something from storage (e.g., a healing potion, a rope, a frying pan as a projectile).
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Once per long rest, G.R.E.G. can "spit out" a stored item as a bonus action, even if the wearer isn’t reaching for it.
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Occasionally, G.R.E.G. will suggest using something in storage, even if it’s completely irrelevant ("You’re out of spell slots? Have you tried... this wheel of cheese?").
Optional Quirk:
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If G.R.E.G. is mad at the wearer (maybe they tried to remove it), it hides their favorite item in an "unknown pocket dimension" until it forgives them.
Here’s a d10 table for G.R.E.G.’s "spit out" ability, balancing useful and hilariously useless items:
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d10 Roll
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Item Spat Out
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Usefulness
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1
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A healing potion (G.R.E.G. is actually helpful!)
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✅ Useful!
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2
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A random weapon (Could be a dagger, shortbow, frying pan, or an ornate shoehorn)
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✅ Mostly useful
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3
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A shield (But it's child-sized. Still gives +1 AC!)
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✅ Semi-useful
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4
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A 10-foot rope, but it’s comically tangled
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🤷 Semi-useful
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5
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A lit torch (Possibly stolen from another dimension?)
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✅ Useful!
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6
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A rubber duck (Quacks when squeezed. Not magical, just weird.)
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❌ Useless (unless psychological warfare counts)
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7
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A mystery sandwich (Age: Unknown. Origin: Unknown. Meat: ???)
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❌ Useless (unless you’re really hungry)
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8
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A single gold coin, but it immediately rolls away
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❌ Annoyingly useless
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9
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A random rock, but G.R.E.G. insists it’s important
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❌ Useless (but maybe emotionally significant?)
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10
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A live chicken, which may or may not start running around in panic
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❌ Wildly unhelpful (but funny)
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