The caster summons a phantasmal disembodied hand, roughly the size of an Ogre's, that appears next to the head of a single target creature within 30 ft. that the caster can see. With a flick of the wrist hand motion from the caster, the phantasmal hand will make a slapping motion across the target creatures face. On a successful spell attack roll the hand deals 1d8 bludgeoning damage. Immediately after making the hand motion the caster may utter the phrase, "Get your ***** ass back in the kitchen and make me some (insert any food item of the casters choice)" forcing the target creature to make a constitution saving throw vs. the caster's Spell Save DC. On a failed save the target creature takes an extra 1d8 force damage and has the stunned condition for one round. The stunned condition only applies to target creatures size large and smaller.
When Cast at Higher Level
Level 3 - Bludgeoning and force damage both increase by 1d8 (2d8 total for each).
Level 5 - Bludgeoning and force damage both increase by 2d8 (3d8 total for each).
Level 7 - Bludgeoning and force damage both increase by 3d8 (4d8 total for each).
Level 9 - Bludgeoning and force damage both increase by 4d8 (5d8 total for each).