Level
1st
Casting Time
1 Reaction *
Range/Area
Sight
Components
V, S, M **
Duration
Instantaneous
School
Enchantment
Attack/Save
None
Damage/Effect
Creation
You target a creature within range and force magic to spontaneously warp reality around them. The target to resist the chaotic effects. On a failed save, roll a d10 to determine their fate:
| d10 Roll | Effect |
|---|---|
| 1-3 | A random item in their inventory permanently turns into a potato. If it was a weapon, it is now a throwable potato (1d4 bludgeoning damage). |
| 4 | ALL metal objects they own turn into potatoes for 1 minute before returning to normal. They panic the whole time. |
| 5 | A goose appears, aggressively honking. It will follow them forever and never stop. |
| 6 | Every time they speak, it echoes dramatically, making all conversations 100% more intense. |
| 7 | They spontaneously start glowing, ruining their rogue career and any hopes of stealth. |
| 8 | Gravity flips for 5 seconds—they float, freak out, then drop unceremoniously. |
| 9 | They lose the ability to blink, making their stare horribly unsettling for 1 hour. |
| 10 | A live chicken materializes in their arms, utterly bewildered. The chicken refuses to leave and will follow them for the next 24 hours. If they attack, the chicken yells in protest. |
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