Cormoran's Couch of Consequences and Contemplation

This spell creates a couch on the ground in an unoccupied space of your choice that you can see within range. The couch remains for the duration, and can hold up to 500 pounds. If more weight is placed on it, the spell ends, and everything on the couch falls to the ground.

The couch is immobile. If you are more than 20 feet away from th couch, roll a wisdom saving throw against your own spell save DC. On a failed saving throw you are paralyzed and hallucinate the event which caused your significant other to make you sleep on the couch; you are then teliported to an unocupied space on the couch or the nearest safe location. On a successful saving throw you are not paralyzed, and are safely teliported to an unocupied space on the couch or the nearest safe location.

If this spell ends before the entire duration then the caster takes 5d8 psychic damage.