Chipstorm

3rd-level conjuration Casting Time: 1 action Range: 30 feet Components: V, S, a single potato chip (which vanishes upon casting) Duration: Instantaneous

You conjure a spectral explosion of golden, crispy chips, scattering them in a 20-foot radius. Seagulls—both real and spectral—descend upon the area in a frenzied feeding frenzy. Creatures caught in the storm must make a Dexterity saving throw (DC 15) or be overwhelmed by pecking birds, taking 2d6 piercing damage and suffering disadvantage on their next attack roll.

If cast near a coastal town, the spell’s effects double, as local gulls join the chaos.