Within 1 minute in real life you must find and consume a piece of bacon. After which you must scream "ALL HAIL THE LORD GLORB!!!" Then (in game) 1d6 large pieces of bacon appears from the heavens with the following properties
If consumed: gain 1d10 HP
If thrown: +1 to hit, 1d4 damage
If the bacon is summoned with a level 4 or above spell slot and 1 turn is taken during any 5 combats to praise the bacon all of it's effects are multiplied by 10. You gain +2 AC until your next turn or you are attacked (you retain the AC while being attacked of course) after praising the bacon. Praising the bacon again during the same combat does nothing other then probably making everybody annoyed at you for wasting a turn. Can only be done with one bacon per 2 days.
If BACON is cast with a level 5th or above spell slot the bacon is so insanely good that anybody who consumes it gains advantage on 1 roll within the next day (stacks 3 times)
For every spell slot above 1st used to cast this spell 1 more d6 of bacon appear.
* - (Your sanity)
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