Level
2nd
Casting Time
1 Reaction *
Range/Area
Self
Components
V, M **
Duration
Instantaneous
School
Transmutation
Attack/Save
None
Damage/Effect

You are deeply offended by something another character has done, said, or otherwise insinuated.  The fury within you grows immensely. "IT'S MA'AM!!" you shout with incontrovertible certitude.The other character must roll a 1d20 to attempt to calm your growing anger.  If they roll anything below a 2, they pass.  If they roll anything above a 1, you begin to avidly repeat the phrase, "DO YOU NOT ACKNOWLEDGE MY RIGHTS AND EXISTENCE!?!?!"

As you repeat the mantra, your breasts begin to grow in size, adam's apple retreats within your throat, wiener inverts, and facial features become "softened," and clothing becomes much more feminine.

You get a boner, which gives you advantage on all saving throws.

The enemy must roll a constitution saving throw above 17. If they fail, they  instantly receives 5d20 character damage, they will take half damage upon a successful saving throw, but are labeled a racist, TERF, and transphobe, which gives disadvantage on all throws following. 

* - whenever you are hurt, offended, triggered, or otherwise reacting to a situation (no matter how insignificant) - either mentally, or physically, or emotionally, you can instantly cast this spell in the time it takes to utter the words, "IT'S MA'AM" ** - (silicon, inverted wiener, dilators)

Available For: Warlock Wizard Bard - College of Dance Cleric - Trickery Domain Ranger - Beast Master Wizard - Evoker

Bentgroves

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