Level
9th
Casting Time
1 Action
Range/Area
120 ft.
Components
V, S, M *
Duration
Instantaneous
School
Conjuration
Attack/Save
None
Damage/Effect
You open a crack in the fabric of meaning itself and pour pure, uncategorized consequence into the world. Choose a point within range. Then roll 1d100 on the Cascade Table of Questionable Outcomes to determine what happens.
Effects are completely random, often surreal, sometimes beneficial, sometimes catastrophic, sometimes irrelevant, and occasionally... philosophical.
Cascade Table of Questionable Outcomes (Roll 1d100)
Here’s a sample of the weirdness. Your DM can (and should) roll for you if secrecy is funny.
Note: An AI made this spell. I did not come up with it, I merely committed the sin of writing it down. Enjoy.
| d100 | Effect |
|---|---|
| 01-5 | Everyone in a 60-foot radius swaps hair with the person directly across from them. Bald characters become extremely hairy. |
| 06-12 | The ground turns into lasagna. Movement speed is halved, but morale is up. |
| 13-21 | All non-magical items in the area become made of bread. Permanent. |
| 22-29 | A single duck appears. It is wearing a tiny crown. Everyone feels awkward. |
| 30-36 | All gold in the area becomes incredibly apologetic and grows little mouths to express remorse. |
| 37-43 | Each creature must shout their greatest regret. If they do, they gain 10 temporary HP. If they refuse, they sneeze glitter. |
| 44-49 | Time skips forward by 7 seconds. No one knows what just happened. One creature is now wearing someone else's shoes. |
| 50-54 | A 40-ft tall illusory baby appears and begins singing ancient lullabies. All Intelligence checks are at disadvantage until it finishes its performance (2 minutes). |
| 55-65 | You summon a version of yourself from a parallel universe. They’re much cooler. They immediately try to seduce your allies. |
| 66-69 | Gravity forgets how to work in a 30-foot cube. Creatures float slowly in random directions for 1d4 rounds. |
| 70-72 | The concept of "left" and "right" is inverted for one hour. |
| 73-79 | The next spell cast by anyone within 1 mile will summon bees. This is not a metaphor. |
| 80-87 | Everyone in range is polymorphed into chairs for 1 round. Conscious chairs. |
| 88-92 | All spells known by casters in range are replaced with recipes for casseroles. Lasts until a long rest. |
| 93-99 | A small goblin lawyer appears and offers to renegotiate your contract with your patron/god/DM. He is extremely persuasive. |
| 100 | Roll twice. Both effects happen, but also a sentient moon fragment takes notice of your meddling and begins a slow approach. You’ll hear from it again… eventually. |
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