*Please, play Also Sprach Zarathustra here!*

Jeff has bestowed upon thou a great honor, you who are casting this quintessent of magick. Jeff knows thy name, and thinks highly of thou, for thou art a GREAT one in Jeff's service. 

When thou castest this spell...Jeff shall decide your fate. 

If Jeff decideth that thou art "Good", Jeff shall send a miracle. (stat blocks to be made). If Jeff believeth that thou art "Bad", Jeff shall smite thou where thou standest!

Miracles (roll a d4):

1. Avalanche of Clay. 
Jeff sends a Clay avalanche, as the name suggests. Clay erupts around your enemies, and each visible enemy takes 40d8 bludgeoning damage.
2. Roomba Cleansing.
Jeff sends down a mighty wind to cleanse your foes. Only affecting hostile creatures, it blows all creatures of size Huge or smaller to another plane of existence, and all larger creatures take 100 bludgeoning damage and must succeed on a DC 27 Strength saving throw or be blown to another plane as well.
3. Belly of the Roomba.
Jeff sends a wrathful flame to curse your enemies. All creatures that have attacked you at one point upon the same plane as you must succeed on a DC 27 Dexterity saving throw or take 40d6 fire damage and be marked as an enemy of Jeff --- meaning Jeff's servants and aspect will attack on sight. They may try to escape from the flame by making another saving throw on each of their turns, but, on a failure, they take 20d6 fire damage for attempting to stop the curse.
4. Aspect of Jeff. 
Jeff's most vengeful miracle. This summons an Aspect of Jeff (stat block to be made), which follows Jeff's commands [usually destroying Jeff's enemies and protecting cultists of Jeff]. This is dispelled when Jeff declares it so.